If anyone’s on the fence/considering paying for Clutch.co

For god sake do not do it!

Why?

Every single lead they provide is just a bot scraper trying to sell you shit or just literally random job seekers. My website is floooooddded with random people asking to ‘fix my website’s SEO.’ Listen, I get the internet and that this is common but they aren’t actually finding ANY qualified leads either. Not even 1 out of 100 are qualified…100% bots or solicitors.

I have brought this up on multiple calls like…”hey, these are all bots. WTF am I paying for?” And no one actually does shit or responds or fixes anything

Then yesterday they were like, ‘sorry we can’t help but you have a contract so we will continue to bill you for the remaining 6 months.’

This is a small $1500/mo, I will be fine, don’t cry over me.

But the fact that they cannot produce and don’t actually care to fix it is bad business ethics. I am a principled man, after all!

So that’s fine…contracts are great, the Constitution is a contract. USA baby: rock, flag, and eagle!

But there’s also lemon laws. If I sell you a car, and the car breaks after driving off the lot, you bought a lemon and you can legally take me to court. Now here’s the thing, I hate court and I hate fraudsters. So I will instead flank ’em.

So here’s my deal:
I just want to tell the truth, please share all of your realities of working with them. Am I wrong? Or are they toxic?

Pretty soon, their CEO will have to ‘deal with me’ and that’s annoying. They’ll have to just ‘offer to remove my contract if you’ll cut it out.’ But guess what, i dont give a shit!

It’s only $1,500/mo! I will continue to pay their $1,500/mo in perpetuity because I will continue to smear (i.e. tell the truth) about them.

Pretty soon you’ll start associating Clutch with Hezbollah…some people are already saying Clutch is the internet’s Al Qaeda. Not me. But some people are.

And if anyone ever asks you, ‘should I try Clutch’ just forward them this post and let them decide.

Cheers.